I was getting onto 215 from Foothill and I get cut off by this blue Hyundai with a Yahoo logo on the back. Obviously he had seen my big drum and feather on my little E30 BMW and wanted to make make a statement. After seeing his affiliation, I just give him a thumbs down for about a block, making sure he saw me.

Obviously he did because he would not let me pass. Now, I've done plenty of work to my brave little E30 so I just said to myself: "I'll get this GD Zoob on the freeway"

So we get on the freeway and I just can't make a move and I am stuck behind this guy until about 3900 South when I finally get past him. As I am looking over at him, I see that it was my all time least favorite mission companion, Elder Joseph Nielsen. Instant hatred came back to me and made this little chase scene so much sweeter. I have a 5% tint on my windows so he didn't see that it was me... Wait for it. This gets so much better.

I miss my opportunity to pass him because I was struck at who it was in the car, so I pull back behind him and continue drafting him. He has another car ahead of him so we're movie along at a paltry 80 MPH until we hit the turn at 6200 South when that car changes lanes. Nielsen stomps the pedal and we're goin 110 out of the turn. We get to about 115 MPH about a mile away from the offramp and my radar detector/jammer goes CRAZY. So I hit the brakes, make a couple of quick lane changes and hop off the freeway. As I am exiting I see the Cherries and Berries light up in pursuit of a blue Hyundai with a Yahoo logo on the back.

I made a quick U turn and got back on the freeway and drove past the scene of the UHP walking up to Nielsens car at a lovely 65 MPH.

GO UTES!!!

BEAT UCLA!!!