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NEW: ESPN Magazine subscription deal - $5/yr SeaTacUte - -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 02:45 pm [ID# 1513573] false [open] [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: I shoulda gone to Cabo...got a few drinks...had a few laughs. (nm) Greginslc - -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 01:29 pm [ID# 1513569] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: Not PC for Sure Basketball Junkie - -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 01:01 pm [ID# 1513564] false [open] [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: So I'm lying here recovering from knee surgery and I've decided you are all boring as hell. Flyer, got any good jokes for me? And no, I won't put my knee in a bowl of rice. (nm) leftyjace - -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 01:00 pm [ID# 1513563] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: RE: So I'm lying here recovering from knee surgery and I've decided you are all boring as hell. Flyer, got any good jokes for me? And no, I won't put my knee in a bowl of rice. Azpikeute - -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 01:09 pm [ID# 1513566] false [open] [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

NEW: Search: "The Slow Mo Guys" on YouTube. You'll be entertained for a while. On my phone, so can't embed. (nm) San Diego Ute Fan - Top 25 Poster -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 01:23 pm [ID# 1513567] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

NEW: I remember my knee surgery... If your situation is similar, you could just get the morphine shot and ride the high. Greginslc - -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 01:34 pm [ID# 1513570] false [open] [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

NEW: Jokes? Yes! Good jokes, ummmm, not so much. (nm) Flyer - -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 01:55 pm [ID# 1513572] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: Here ya go - this should entertain ya for about 1 minute SeaTacUte - -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 03:01 pm [ID# 1513574] false [open] [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

NEW: Get drunk. (nm) midnightversion - Top 25 Poster -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 04:31 pm [ID# 1513576] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

NEW: Guinness and morphine don't mix... Maji Man - -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 07:58 pm [ID# 1513579] false [open] [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: Alex Jones does not think the government or any sinister agency was behind the Oklahoma tornado. I listened to every hour of his show all week. Media Matters edited some bits to give that impression. Tacoma Ute - Top 25 Poster -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 12:41 pm [ID# 1513560] false [open] [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: The quote I heard i think he said the govt DOES possess weather weapons that could have made the Oklahoma damage, not that they actually did it this time. Is that more accurate? (nm) WISCyUTE - -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 07:32 pm [ID# 1513578] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: A high five to SubstiUte for his recommendation for the Rock Out speaker system! (short) Flyer - -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 09:49 am [ID# 1513546] false [open] [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: The Dutchess: loyter - -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 09:30 am [ID# 1513545] false [open] [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: Phrasing.... Mother.... (short) UTEDUDE - -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 10:44 am [ID# 1513549] false [open] [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

NEW: SPLOOSH! Puget Ute - -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 12:18 pm [ID# 1513559] false [open] [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: Gorgeous night of baseball last night. (nm) Hammer - -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 09:05 am [ID# 1513544] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: It sucks that we had 6 Errors though... Thoughs are Game Changers!! (nm) Tagzz - -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 11:57 am [ID# 1513558] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

NEW: Those (nm) Junior Ute - -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 01:04 pm [ID# 1513565] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

NEW: Dammit... I messed up, That was an ERROR as well (nm) Tagzz - -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 04:07 pm [ID# 1513575] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: Ya know, North Korea hasn't been in a war since...well, 1953 SeaTacUte - -- Friday 24 May 2013, at 11:35 pm [ID# 1513534] false [open] [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: They got them for camping, cooking, and basket weaving. (nm) Newbomb Turk - Top 25 Poster -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 12:16 am [ID# 1513538] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: They're North Korean Boy Scouts. Those are their merit badges. (nm) UTAH744 - -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 09:53 am [ID# 1513547] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: Kinda reminds you of the stickers on a certain college football teams helmets (nm) codeRed - -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 12:25 am [ID# 1513539] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: If that comment doesn't provoke a tactical nuclear strike, then nothing will. (nm) scratch - -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 01:46 am [ID# 1513541] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: Post of the year? That should at least get a lot of votes. (nm) Tacoma Ute - Top 25 Poster -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 01:27 pm [ID# 1513568] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

NEW: If you ask the North Koreans, the war has never ended. Greginslc - -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 10:55 am [ID# 1513551] false [open] [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

NEW: If you look at it technically the war has never ended. There never has been a signed peace treaty, only a mutually agreed cease fire since 1953. (nm) 61_Shasta - -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 10:58 am [ID# 1513553] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: It's like a TGIF waiters convention. (nm) 480ute - Top 25 Poster -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 11:31 am [ID# 1513556] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: "I'll have the kimchee and a raspberry lemonade." (nm) Newbomb Turk - Top 25 Poster -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 11:41 am [ID# 1513557] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: They're clearly the fall-camp champs. (nm) cbute - -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 07:22 pm [ID# 1513577] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: Once again The Feds are slipping people psychotropic drugs in order to "force them to commit suicide" FlyfishingUte - -- Friday 24 May 2013, at 11:10 pm [ID# 1513530] false [open] [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: Actually, I would like him to open his pie hole and tell us where Susan is. (nm) Newbomb Turk - Top 25 Poster -- Friday 24 May 2013, at 11:24 pm [ID# 1513532] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: He has nothing to gain by doing that. I'd be very surprised if he doesn't know where she is now. FlyfishingUte - -- Friday 24 May 2013, at 11:32 pm [ID# 1513533] false [open] [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

NEW: I know the SOB has nothing to gain. But I would like to see the Cox family get closure. (nm) Newbomb Turk - Top 25 Poster -- Friday 24 May 2013, at 11:41 pm [ID# 1513536] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: seeing the Cox family get closure is exactly why he won't do it.. (nm) FlyfishingUte - -- Friday 24 May 2013, at 11:46 pm [ID# 1513537] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

NEW: Two of three children (I think) to suicide.......... (nm) Duhwayne - Top 25 Poster -- Friday 24 May 2013, at 11:38 pm [ID# 1513535] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: 6-2 Oregon over Utah duckgrad - -- Friday 24 May 2013, at 09:29 pm [ID# 1513522] false [open] [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

NEW: RE: 6-2 Oregon over Utah (short) UTE FAN - -- Friday 24 May 2013, at 09:46 pm [ID# 1513523] false [open] [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: Who is the hip black private dick who's the sex machine for all the chicks? (nm) Newbomb Turk - Top 25 Poster -- Friday 24 May 2013, at 09:57 pm [ID# 1513524] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: Shaft. Duhwayne - Top 25 Poster -- Friday 24 May 2013, at 10:56 pm [ID# 1513528] false [open] [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: Damn right. (nm) Newbomb Turk - Top 25 Poster -- Friday 24 May 2013, at 11:07 pm [ID# 1513529] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: Shut your mouth (nm) leftbanke7 - -- Friday 24 May 2013, at 11:17 pm [ID# 1513531] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: Wait, you're posting about baseball? (short) USS Utah - -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 12:33 am [ID# 1513540] false [open] [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: Your mother sent me a picture of you! Ute_fan_forever - -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 07:23 am [ID# 1513542] false [open] [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: I'm almost out of toilet paper. I'd better add that to my shopping list or there will be humiliating unsanitary consequences. (nm) Tacoma Ute - Top 25 Poster -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 12:58 pm [ID# 1513562] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: GO UTES!!!!! (short) RedondoUte - -- Friday 24 May 2013, at 08:52 pm [ID# 1513520] false [open] [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: Are all friday baseball games, black out games? Just want to be in proper attire. (nm) ronniemac - -- Friday 24 May 2013, at 05:42 pm [ID# 1513513] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: And round and round we go! Hammer - -- Friday 24 May 2013, at 05:01 pm [ID# 1513510] false [open] [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: Enjoy your Memorial Day weekend. (nm) Newbomb Turk - Top 25 Poster -- Friday 24 May 2013, at 05:16 pm [ID# 1513512] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: There are a lot who play the blame game, but I wouldn't consider Pangloss to be one of them. (nm) cbute - -- Friday 24 May 2013, at 07:15 pm [ID# 1513516] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: RE: And round and round we go! 480ute - Top 25 Poster -- Friday 24 May 2013, at 08:52 pm [ID# 1513519] false [open] [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: PAC12 carries 4 of the top 8 in the Women's golf Championship, with USC taking the NC. missingute - -- Friday 24 May 2013, at 04:56 pm [ID# 1513509] false [open] [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

NEW: Big tailgate at the next woman's golf match. ocgreg - -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 11:01 am [ID# 1513555] false [open] [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

NEW: RE: Big tailgate at the next woman's golf match. Big Kahuna - -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 12:51 pm [ID# 1513561] false [open] [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

NEW: You and I know her Father Charlie. He's a single digit handicapper and plays on the Fullerton Team that just won back to back SoCal Club Championships. Biggest T - -- Saturday 25 May 2013, at 01:38 pm [ID# 1513571] false [open] [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: This deserves a REPOST: I know many on this board did their best to break SLC into the top 10, but Provo was just too formidable. Hammer - -- Friday 24 May 2013, at 04:16 pm [ID# 1513505] false [open] [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: Cheers to my fellow Huntsvillans for a job well done missingute - -- Friday 24 May 2013, at 04:29 pm [ID# 1513507] false [open] [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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NEW: GOod for him. Sorry about all the dead kittens. (nm) Puget Ute - -- Friday 24 May 2013, at 04:38 pm [ID# 1513508] false [ Boardmail | Print | E-mail | reply ]

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