Posted By: Phil Hendry aka Macphisto
Date: Thursday, 27 September 2001, at 3:54 p.m.
PHIL: Bobbie is the president of the Western Homeowner Estates
BOBBIE: That's right Phil
PHIL: Now let me get this straight, your putting together wrist bands with the initials WBBS, is that right?
BOBBIE: Yes Phil, basically what WBBS stands for is "WE BEAT a BIG 10 SCHOOL".
PHIL: I take it your talking about the local University College Football Team that you and Steve cheer for?
BOBBIE: Yes Phil, we cheer for the runnin redskins of Utah and over the weekend we beat our first BIG 10 Team since a fluke field goal return in 1990 when we beat up on the Badgers of Minnesota. Don't you read the paper Phil, Linda Hamilton wrote all about it. It was almost exciting as our 1994 year, by the way we were nationally ranked that year. Bill Marcroft calls us the most exciting, talented team in all of college football.
PHIL: Ok that's great, whoever the hell he is, but you said that if somebody in Western Homeowners Estates doesn't wear a wrist band then they won't have access to the pool, snack bar, or tennis courts... is that right?
BOBBIE: You don't understand Phil, our next door neighbor who has been friends with us for over ten years refuses to wear the wrist band. She is a fan of that other school.
PHIL: You mean USC?
STEVE: No Phil you idiot.
PHIL: Steve is on the line? Steve why don't you shut up until you can put a sentence toghether
STEVE: Yeah Ok you big ass
BOBBIE: Steve, let me talk to Mr. Hendry please... I've made some sandwhiches in the other room so go have one.
STEVE: Gradsgsd skdfas'd fjirmms
PHIL: So let me get this straight. If your neighbor doesn't wear the wrist band to the game...
BOBBIE: Not just the games Phil, she must wear them during the entire football season
PHIL: Ok, so if she BOBBIE: hMMM hMMM hMMM hmmm
PHIL: Doesn't wear the damn... BOBBIE: hmmm hmmm hmmmm
BOBBIE: I don't think you undestand the importance of the wrist bands Mr. Hendry. This is bigger than magic sand, Darnell Arceneaux's voodoo on the sideline, and MAFU... this is about us showing them that we have a team motto and an agenda. Because if we can beat a BIG 10 school, we will be on Talkin Sports, The Red Zone, and Mr. Marcroft will say that "We are a shoe in for the BCS".
PHIL: Ok, once again Bobby Dooley is on the line
BOBBIE: One more thing Phil...
PHIL: Could you hold on a minute
STEVE: Don't talk to myy wiiife that way Mr. Hendry...
BOBBIE: Also, if my neighbor doesn't wear the wrist band, I have a feeling like bad things will happen to her.
PHIL: Your not thinking of doing anything stupid...
BOBBIE: Let's just say Mr. Hendry that her blue VW Pasat, could be red in the morning...
PHIL: You are a very evil woman... one more time we've got Bobbie Dooley on the line, give us a call at 1-800-499-8686 This is the Phil Hendry Show.
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