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Why did the Utes lose? -- Some Literary and Political Meditations

Posted By: L.A. Ute! <la_ute@hotmail.com>
Date: Saturday, 10 March 2001, at 9:20 a.m.

"Because, in a manner of speaking, they failed, that is, were ineffective in accomplishing certain, ah, objectives-- in a word, FREE THROWS!" --Charles Dickens

"Little Nathan Bunny tried oh, so hard to catch the ball, then to bounce it firmly on the floor, and then to drop the ball into the hoop. Which was not very smart at all of Nathan Bunny." --Beatrix Potter

Spinning moves leaping feet and crowds yelling and screaming and he couldn't see but it looked like Parmer Parmer Parmer and talking to Parmer and trashtalking Parmer and getting a technical foul at the worst possible moment and it was such a momentum killer and the was oh so tired and why was fat man not there? The leaping feat and the spinning crowd; then it was over. -- William Faulkner

It depends on what the meaning of "lose" is. -- W.J. Clinton

I had nothing to do with the outcome and and knew nothing about it because no one ever talked to me about it and I never really thought about it, frankly. -- H. Clinton

They lacked an appropriable strategery. --G. W. Bush

And has thou slain the Utahwocky?
Come to my arms, my beamish boys!
Oh, frabjous day! The U's gone away!
Zoobs chortled in their joy.

--Lewis Carroll

"I want the BALL!"

"You can't HANDLE the ball!"

--Jack Nicholson

They choked. In Las Vegas. --Ernest Hemingway


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