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    My favorite animal (elementary school.)

    by UTAH744
    2014-04-22 11:18:04

    Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

    She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

    My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

    I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.

    He said they love animals very much.

    I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

    I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

    The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

    I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

    She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

    I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

    Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.

    I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...

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    It will be a very rude awakening

    by Hammer
    2014-04-22 10:32:35

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    I for one welcome the return of Off Season Gif Tuesday

    by fuegote
    2014-04-22 10:55:38

    It is the funniest part of the off season.

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    RE: And the science fair

    by Hammer
    2014-04-22 10:37:19

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    The Wolf of Spurs Street

    by Hammer
    2014-04-22 15:27:08

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    There is a reason I posted this under 'Pissing and Moaning'

    by NEZ23
    2014-04-22 16:34:54

    This is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to someone's head.

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    Two bright shining points of imbecility.

    by Mevsauce
    2014-04-22 19:32:49

    I am embarrassed for my alma mater. More than that I am embarrassed that I attended the same institution of higher learning as Lydia Owens and that obese clone of Rachel Maddow that is on the ASUU legislature whose name I don't know.

    After listening to their speeches I must conclude that what they said were some of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in their rambling incoherence were they even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought, everyone listening is now dumber for having listened.

    May God have mercy on their souls.

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    That wasn't done because they thought it was a legitimate emergency issue.

    by TheBaron
    2014-04-22 16:53:10

    An emergency meeting was called in order to intentionally hide their actions from students and alumni while they $#!+ on the desires of the overwhelming majority of both students and alumni. The tiny number of "womyn" behind this know they are making a wildly unpopular and wholly unnecessary change, but they don't give a $#!+ about what anybody other than themselves wants or thinks. This is a coup of sorts and the perpetrators know exactly what they are doing, hence the cloak and dagger tactics.

    They don't care who it upsets because they don't genuinely care about or feel invested in Utah athletics. This isn't serious Utah fans trying to make a change that will affect a group they will forever belong to; it's people who couldn't care less about sports either trying to obtain what they believe will be an impressive resume bullet point or having a narcissistic circle jerk about "making the world a better place" and "leaving their mark."

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    RE: Live broadcast of today's ASUU Session on the fight song.

    by High Uintas
    2014-04-22 16:30:53

    Just a bunch of silly children who think they know how to run the world. It's like watching The Killing Fields and seeing a 12 yr old with an automatic weapon. Frightening!!

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    I miss GYM class

    by Hammer
    2014-04-22 10:34:25

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